14 Craft Fails So Bad That You'd Swear They Were a Joke

As die-hard crafters, we all strive to transform a collection of craft materials into a masterpiece. Unfortunately, there are those times when our finished craft projects turn into epic failures. Lucky for us, the following crafters decided to capture their painful failures to give us a good laugh.

Toilet Paper Earrings
Via LiciaBeads.com

We all love homemade designer earrings in unique designs and styles, but wearing rolls of toilet paper on your ears will leave a smile on your friends faces that will be hard to wipe off.
Unicorn Pig Hat
Via divinelytwizted
- Step 1. Crochet a nice hat.
- Step 2. Glue random objects to said hat.
- Step 3. ???
- Step 4. Profit
Turkey Faces
Via blessthismessplease.com

We all cherish our kid's craft projects no matter how they turn out...right?
Barbie Doll Pendant
Via gjarvisjewelryetc on Etsy

Some people say we should have stricter glue gun laws.
Scary Gumball Baby Doll Head Decanter
Via giftsolutions on Etsy

Nightmares might be a good way to keep your kids away from sweets.
A Dress Made of Doilies
Via aliceroche.blogspot.com

Have you always dreamed of owning a non-functional dress made of mismatched doilies? Well then have I got a deal for you!
Disposable Razor and Toothbrush Mirror
Via webercrafthouse on Etsy

Is this something you actually want to look at every morning? I just hope there aren't any straggling hairs on there.
Body Part Coat Rack
Via GlitterGoneBad

This was designed to go in a nursery, but if you hang this in your child's room you better start saving now for the therapy they'll need when they get older.
Crocheted Short Shorts...for Men
Via ChadEstes.com

This man doesn't have any friends.
Nifty Fried Breakfast Hat
Via morecambesands.com

Smother those eggs in green chile sauce and promptly place in the trash. Don't forget the matching purse.
I've got a fever. And the only prescription... is more rhinestones.
Jean Pocket Sandals
Via Instructables.com

If you love ugly, you'll love these sandals. Be sure to pair with black socks.
A Button Bouquet
Via thebuttonflorist on Etsy

Cold feet? Here's how to get out of a wedding at the last minute.
Eyeball Bracelet
Via RandomIntent on Etsy

This bizarre piece of jewelry is sure to draw some "stares." Ba-dum-bump.
Leg Warmers. For. Your. Stool.
Via BiscuitScout on Etsy

Leg warmers went out with the 80's, but we hear they're making a comeback with the stool crowd.

1. Toilet Paper Earrings

Via LiciaBeads.com

We all love homemade designer earrings in unique designs and styles, but wearing rolls of toilet paper on your ears will leave a smile on your friends faces that will be hard to wipe off.

2. Unicorn Pig Hat

Via divinelytwizted

Step 1. Crochet a nice hat.
Step 2. Glue random objects to said hat.
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit

3. Turkey Faces

Via blessthismessplease.com

We all cherish our kid's craft projects no matter how they turn out...right?

4. Barbie Doll Pendant

Via gjarvisjewelryetc on Etsy

Some people say we should have stricter glue gun laws.

5. Scary Gumball Baby Doll Head Decanter

Via giftsolutions on Etsy

Nightmares might be a good way to keep your kids away from sweets.

6. A Dress Made of Doilies

Via aliceroche.blogspot.com

Have you always dreamed of owning a non-functional dress made of mismatched doilies? Well then have I got a deal for you!

7. Disposable Razor and Toothbrush Mirror

Via webercrafthouse on Etsy

Is this something you actually want to look at every morning? I just hope there aren't any straggling hairs on there.

8. Body Part Coat Rack

Via GlitterGoneBad

This was designed to go in a nursery, but if you hang this in your child's room you better start saving now for the therapy they'll need when they get older.